Once upon a time in a track of nerons far far away lived the Richard the Knight of the Mammaly Bodies.  The knight was valant and heroic but  had fallen on  hard times in his Knighting profession and his girlfriend, Sarah, was getting rather upset about his skimpiness of dates.  So Richard the Knight of the Mammalry Bodies took a job at Sal's Pizzia as the Delivery boy.  One day came an order for the vilage of Sensory Relay, a mighty order, an order so large that Richard the Knight of the Mammaly Bodies would be able to move to the University of Cerebral Cortex and ride himself of the evil Sarah.   Richard had never been to Sensory Relay and did not know where it was, and could not ask Sal for he was a spitefull and vindictive Frenchman(his pizza wasn't too good thus he had bad business and blamed the Italians and Polish for it, He loved polish sausage but would never admit to it but i digress)  So the only thing he had to go on was a map of the Papes Track drawn on a napkin.  Using this made Richard the Knight of the mamalarry Bodies knew he could get to the Doral Medial Thalamus using the Mamothalamic track and hoped he could ask for directions there.  So Richard climed in to his 1967 Tomantogeti and took off down the mammillothalamic tract beebopen to his awsome tunes.  He beeboped so much that he done got lost.  After an unreasonable amount of driving around and attempting to use dead reckening, Richard the Knight of the Mammalary Bodies broke down and stopped for directions, but since he had waited so long, the only person he could find was a senilish old man.  Richard asked the man his name.  The Man said "Call me ... Tim?" Then Richard asked were he was and Tim Answered "your in the thalamus"  What part of the thalamus because i know there are so many, including the Ventrolateral thal, teh medial haberular nuclius, Stria Medullaris thal, anteroventral thal nuclious Ventrolat, Anterovert Thal Transition, Laterodorsal Thal nu ventrolat, paratenial thal nu, mediodorsal thal nucluis, rhomboid thal nuclious, mammilothalamic track, anteromedial thal nuclious, internterodorsal thal nuclious.  Tim looked confused and befutaled and said "your in the part that ... said projects largly to the the anterior cigulate cortex, but its diffuse projetions extend into the entire limbic cortex and the orbitofrontal region."  "oh then you mean the anteromedial nucleus."  Richard had read ...only two days earlier and was very happy he did.  So the two Tim and Richard went on their seperate paths and Richard was never heard from again. Tim moved to the anterior thalamus nuclius were he lived in a sky blue house with pretty red flowers happily ever after...or did he?