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Inside Front Cover:
     Metropolis

Windowed World
Sincerely, Holden Caulfield
From My Wanderings
Untitled
Meeting Marge
Volume IV
Mosaic Reflection
Happiness Is a Warm Gun
Untitled
Whitman's Words
Metacliché
Stagnation
no school today
"Where's the Beef?": A (Very            Close) Critical Reading
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Cranberry Sauce
Cast
Broken Muses
Majestic
Astigmatic

Inside Back Cover:
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"Where's the Beef?": A (Very Close) Critical Reading

Eric Pencek



     Despite its deceptive surface simplicity, Wendy’s advertisingslogan-cum-poetic masterwork “Where’s the Beef?” continues to daunt critics and defy easy interpretation. By ending with an unanswered question, “Where’s the Beef?” establishes itself in a tradition of speculative poetry including Shelley’s “Mont Blanc” and Yeats’s “The Second Coming”; yet by including no content beyond the question itself, challenges the reader to discover the context in which the question is asked.
     The obvious Freudian dimensions implied by “beef ” rely on the associations of “meat” with the male member, as in the colloquial phrase, “playing hide the salami.” Most such interpretations rely on the assumption that the poem’s speaker is intended to be the old woman of the advertisement, which assumption itself raises interesting questions regarding the textuality of the recorded medium; granting this assumption, the speaker’s advanced age suggests she has not had a good piece of “meat” in some time. The depth of despair to which the speaker’s sexual longings have driven her finds expression by a clever play of vowels. In the text as presented, all five vowels are the letter “e”; this draws attention to the difference of the missing vowel eliminated from the contraction, the “i.” The speaker (perhaps unconsciously) eliminates the letter identified with the personal pronoun–significantly, in a form of the verb “to be”–thus implying an annihilation of her own existence; she has been entirely consumed in her longing for “meat.”
     “I” has in fact been replaced by an apostrophe, which plays on the literary-rhetorical meaning of “apostrophe” as a turning-aside from the primary subject of an oration to address a secondary subject, suggesting that the speaker’s all-consuming search for “beef ” has distracted her from her primary purpose. Hints of that primary purpose lie cleverly imbedded in the poem’s structure. “Where’s the Beef?” consists of thirteen, fifteen, or seventeen characters, depending on whether one counts letters only,
letters and punctuation, or both of these plus spaces; regardless of how they are counted, the central character is “t,” the cruciform shape of which suggests Christianity. The speaker is tacitly implied to be a moral failure, having neglected the spiritual-religious “center” of her life in favor of the carnal lusts of the body.
     This analysis hopefully answers the charges of those critics who have thoughtlessly dismissed “Where’s the Beef?” as “simplistic,” “commercial,” and “not even a friggin’ poem.” More serious attention must be paid to charges leveled by critics of the Vegetarian school, who have accused “Where’s the Beef?” of dietary insensitivity and promotion of a carnivocentrist ideology, but this is not the place to respond to these. For now we can only say that the koan-like simplicity of “Where’s the Beef?” permits a multitude of interpretations beyond the one presented here, many of which will, no doubt, serve to resolve the ideological controversies which such a text invariably provokes in its readership. We must be open to such a text, and respond to its invitation to seek in it - and perhaps someday discover - our own beef.
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