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Nouns die, They shrivel up, excrete pus and expire 2% style. Nouns age, They get convertibles, hair plugs, suffer from acid rain damage, get challenged, develop diabetes, wear out, fall for their high school lover. Nouns "like the sex," they find about womb manipulation, penile
servicing–they cut their hair, shape their breast tissue to attract their prey. Nouns think about sex all the time, except when violated by a meandering foot, or fed quarters every three hours. Nouns enjoy reading, listening to music as they dash their long black bangs across their eyes to hide from the boogeyman called
the occupational taxman. Nouns love blue PowerAde with ham salad and sugar cookies, Nouns get raped, sodomized, they are burned, gutted and given replacement windows, accused of hiding terrorists. Nouns are messy, they excrete bodily fluids, frequently ignoring the "Turkish Pavillion" of their creation. Nouns get
recycled, parts donated to needy children or resurrected as the plastic Jesus figurines at the dollar store. Nouns are made in China from fabric imported from the United States. Some nouns try experimental drugs to actually see adjectives in the haze above the sentence and throw rocks at the school after the football
game. Nouns beat up my little brother and stole my orange drink back in elementary school. Nouns can go to hell by burning their little popcorn angels and heaven if they distance themselves from Grandma’s cough medicine, Leroux Blackberry Brandy. Nouns kill each other, blow each other up in the name of other nouns,
some invisible. Nouns should, and occasionally do, go to therapy. Nouns consult the Qur’an for guidance Nouns die, can be enslaved or freed with the brush of a keystroke. Nouns give birth, give blood, give hate. |